∞ Help Find Monique Lampron...
… Sounds like she’d be hard to miss.
The 30-year-old Ms. Lampron has been missing since Monday from Maple Ridge, BC, Canada. She is a 5’4” white woman with long blond hair and brown eyes.
If Monique comes home okay — and let’s hope she does — she may have to re-think her wardrobe choices in the future. According to 24 Hours Vancouver, Monique was last seen “wearing blue spandex pants and a white shirt with ‘who needs boobs’ written on the front and ‘with an ass like this’ on the back.”